Ladies And Gentlemen​.​.​.​.​FUCK YOU

by BARBARIAN FAITH HEALER

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    KLR 011. BARBARIAN FAITH HEALER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....FUCK YOU!!!!
    THE FOLLOW UP TO THEIR FIRST COMMERCIAL FLOP FUCK YOUR SCENE. MORE OF THE SAME SHIT THIS TIME WITH LYRICS!
    YOU GET THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.
    THE CASSETTE WITH ART WORK BY KASHI YOKONARI.
    A BARBARIAN FAITH HEALER BADGE.
    AND OTHER ASSORTED GOODIES.
    SORRY, NO METH THIS GO 'ROUND.
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    THIS IS THE SECOND RELEASE BY BARBARIAN FAITH HEALER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....FUCK YOU! THE SAME FUCKED UP SHIT AS LAST TIME ONLY DIFFERENT SONGS AND LYRICS!
    KULTLIKE RECORDINGS NUMBER 011.
    IF YOU LIKE THIS RELEASE YOU'LL PROBABLY SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE FIRST BFH ALBUM KULTLIKE RECORDINGS NUMBER 010 FUCK YOUR SCENE.
    SAME FORMULA, DIFFERENT SONGS.
    YOU GET THE CASSETTE, THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD AND SOME EXTRA GOODIES!

    PLAY THIS SHIT LOUD!!!!!

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1.
KEEP POPPIN' 02:29
YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN WHEN PAVEMENT RAN DOWN TO THE WORLD SHITTER FUCK FACER BRACE THE MORON TEMPERATURE CHANGES AND THE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES WEREN'T ALL THEY WERE CRACKED UP TO BE AND THEN YOU ROT!THEN YOU POP!
2.
trump, trump I CAN'T SPELL MY OWN FUCKING NAME AND I KILL EVERYTHING I SEE AND THEN I GET IN MY PICKUP AND BLOW SMOKE EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE OFF FROM A RED LIGHT AND THEN I GO KILL MORE STUFF AND I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE AND RAISE MY trump FLAG OVER MY 'MERICAN ONE THAT HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY SINCE MY GREAT, GREAT GRANDPAPPY GOT HIS NUTS SHOT OFF IN ONE OF THE WWWS THEN I GO KILL MORE STUFF AND I EAT BEANS FROM A FUCKING CAN AND HAVE HAMBURGER FUCKING HELPER EVERY NIGHT AND I BEAT MY WIFE AND I TELL MY KIDS IF THEY DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA TAKE THEM IN THE WOODS AND KILL THEM WITH MY 12 GAUGE SHOT GUN AND I FEEL SO MACHO AND I HAVE TO PARACHUTE DOWN FROM MY BIG ASS TRUCK BECAUSE I HAVE SHORT LEGS BECAUSE MY MOM AND DAD WERE BROTHER AND SISTER AND SHIT GOT FUCKED WITH MY CHROMOSOMES AND THIS MAKES ME OVERCOMPENSATE AND MY DICK IS SMALL AND I HATE GAYS AND PEOPLE THAT AIN'T WHITE AND 'MERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH AND EVERYONE IS COMING TO TAKE MY GUNS AND SO I BURIED A SCHOOL BUS IN MY BACKYARD TO ACT AS A DOOMSDAY BUNKER WHEN ALL THE DEMOCRATS AND GAYS AND NON-WHITES COME TO TAKE MY GUNS AND RAPE MY WIFE AND KILL MY KIDS AND YEA, WE HAVE A DOG BUT WE NEVER FEED THE FUCKING THING AND YEA, I HAVE HORSES IN MY BACKYARD AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR THEM TO RUN SO WHAT THIS IS 'MERICA I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND I CARE ABOUT ALL THE OLD VETERANS BUT I WON'T WEAR A SISSY-ASSED MASK YEA, I SPEND SOME MONEY ON SKOAL AND ROT MY FUCKING MOUTH OUT AND SPIT AND DROOL ON MYSELF AND I TELL MY WIFE TO GET HER DUMB ASS IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE SOME HOT DOGS CAUSE THE BOYS ARE COMING OVER TO WATCH THE FUCKING GAME AND WEAR THAT LOWCUT SHIRT BECAUSE THEY LIKE HER TITS TOO THEN I GO KILL MORE SHIT AND THEN I SAY THAT PEOPLE THAT THINK DIFFERNT THAN ME AREN'T REAL 'MERICANS AND THEY MUST BE GAY EVEN THOUGH I SECRETLY LOOK AT MY NEIGHBOR AND WONDER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NAKED AND THEN I THINK ABOUT MY TRUCK AND HOW IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN THERE BECAUSE SOMETHING DID AND I KILLED IT BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING MAN AND I SEE A SMALL CREATURE CROSSING THE ROAD AND I TRY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER TO HIT IT BECAUSE I'M A REAL FUCKING MAN, I'M A REAL FUCKING 'MERICAN AND YEA, I LOVE GOD AND JESUS CHRIST AND IF YOU GET AN ABORTION YOUR A SHIT WOMAN AND IF YOU KNOCKUP YOUR BITCH GOOD FOR YOU GUYS A BIGGER TAX RETURN AND LET'S MAKE FUN OF THAT RETARD GIRL DOWN THE STREET AND QANON IS FUCKING REAL AND I DON'T NEED TO THINK BECAUSE I WATCH FOX AND THEY DO IT FOR ME AND I SMART AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A GODDAMN MASK TO GO INTO WALMARKS THIS IS 'MERICA GODDAMN IT I'M A FUCKING RED BLOODED GOD FEARIN' WHITE 'MERICAN MALE I HAVE FUCKIN' RIGHTS GODDAMN IT I WANNA GO KILL SOMETHIN' *THIS SONG IS ANTI-ALL THAT SHIT ABOVE....JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
3.
SQUELCH, BELCH. GIVE AND TAKE, GIVE AND TAKE. BIG TIME SHORT ROUND KNOCK OFF FLOAT. GIVE AND TAKE, GIVE AND TAKE, GIVE AND TAKE, GIVE AND TAKE, GIVE AND TAKE. HIUKING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE, PICK UP ROCKS AND TRY TO SMOKE THEM. PUSH MYSELF OFF THE CLIF AND TELL MYSELF IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE. LIKE AN ELF ON A SHELF. I HATE THAT FUCKING THING YOU KNOW. I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. I'LL SLIT MY FUCKING WRISTS AND POST IT. MY FOLLOWERS GO APESHIT FOR CONTENT LIKE THAT. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
4.
HIT BY A CAR, HIT BY A BUS. THE PUBLIC POOLS CLOSE AND THEY CHOOSE TO POISON THE POOL WITH FECAL MATTERS OF EPIC SIZE THE KIND THAT RIP AND BLEED AND THEN WHAT? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HEAL FROM INTERAL SCRAPES? IS THAT A BABY RUTH? GOD, I HOPE SO.
5.
DAILY LIFE 03:57
SPRING TIME SEES CHANGE THE SUN COMES OUT AND WARMS STUFF UP AND THE PAVEMENT BURNS YOUR FEET ON THE WAY TO 7-11 HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA. THE LICENSE PLATE ON YOUR CAR IS SIDE WAYS AND FALLIN' OFF.
6.
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN FUCKTARDS GET IN CARS AND TEAR AROUND THE CITY STREETS CUTTING ME OFF AND STEALING MY PARKING PLACES AND THEY WALK AROUND WITH PROUD FACES AND I KNOW SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN LOOKS LOVINGLY UPON THIS TIME WITH HIS DICK IN HIS HAND AND DRINKING WINE.SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN MY LORD. THANKSGIVING JUST FINISHED AND ITS BLACK FRIDAY AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WAL-MART AND GET A CLEARANCE CD TO GIVE TO MY AUNT WHO'S INTO NASCAR AND JEFF BUCKLEY. FUCK HER!!!! SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN MY LORD. CHRISTMAS, SATANMAS. ARE YOU READY FOR RED-HOT-DEALS AND DOING LINES IN CHECKOUT LINES HAVING TO TAKE A SHIT AND GETTING THERE AND FINDING OUT IT'S ALREADY BEEN TAKEN FOR YOU AND FLOATING....FUCK! SATAN, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN! SO I SEE THE TURD AND I PRETEND IT'S A SERPANT AND I WILL USE MY MIGHTY STREAM AS A SWORD, MY STREAM AS A SWORD, MY STREAM AS A SWORD, MY STREAM AS A SWORD, MY STREAM AS A SWORD AND CUT OFF IT'S HEAD CALL UPON THE LORD, CALL UPON THE LORD, CALL UPON....
7.
JELLO, NOT JELLO! MY WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THIS SLIMEY SHIT. SUCK IT THROUGH A STRAW....USING MY NOSE!!!!! I CAN'T SMELL, I CAN'T SMELL, I CAN'T SMELL, I CAN'T SMELL. I WOULDN'T WANT TO IF I COULD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SUBJECTED TO?! I CAN STILL GET AN ERECTION YOU KNOW!
8.
CLOUDY DAZE 01:49
COCAINE BRAIN....COCAINE BRAIN. DILDO ASS, DILDO ASS. I READ BOOKS. I KNOW HOW TO LEARN. FEED IT! IT! IT! IT! BROTH!!!!

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KLR 011 SEES THE RETURN OF BARBARIAN FAITH HEALER WITH THEIR SECOND FULL-ON, FUCK-SHOW 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....FUCK YOU' OR JUST 'FUCK YOU' FOR SHORT.

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released November 26, 2020

KULTLIKE RECORDINGS NUMBER 011
ALL SONGS BARBARIAN FAITH HEALER

FUCK trump
FUCK trump SUPPORTERS
FUCK COVID-19
FUCK OVER-PRICED CASSETTE TAPES
FUCK PRETENTIOUS LABELS
FUCK TALENT (IT'S OVERRATED ANYWAY)
FUCK PRODUCERS (WE DIDN'T NEED THEM)
FUCK 2020
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....FUCK YOU!!!!

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